As if spanking wasn't hard enough...

No wonder it's getting harder every month for " Mammones " (young adults who still live at their mother's place). The press for women is full of efficient tips... : /

Dear members, your attention please...

To all our dear members: please note the meeting will start at 2pm next Sunday, instead of 4pm. Many cases have to be judged such as kissing ostensibly in the main street, mocking the statues of our Presidents, skipping Church, and a bottle of whisky found in a prom evening (6 people suspected, all to be punished if they don't denounce the guilty person). Thank you for your attention.

A new victory for the committee for decency !!

“ How disgusting it was to find these explicit pictures under MY roof! And how disappointing to find it in the room of my virtuous son!  But later in the evening I convinced him to tell me where he had found these adult magazines (or maybe it was my hairbrush that convinced him? Anyway). The following morning we went to the news stand and I skipped the queue to tell two words to the owner. How did he dare to break the law by selling these evil magazines to my 19 years old son? They reveal far too much of the female body for non-adults.  So either he would totally stop selling all these obscene magazines, or I will denounce him and he may have to close the shop. Guess what? You can’t find these magazines in our town anymore. And I’ve heard the local Committee for Values and Decency will reward me with a porcelain tea set next Sunday! ”

Thank you for this testimony Dear Madame !

Most efficient way to get rid of a romantic bugger

Some methods are more efficient than others to keep away bees and bugs. All kinds of bugs.

Archives : " among women " part deux

If you had any doubts remaning after the first article a few days ago...
Being jobless in the countryside at twenty years old expose you dangerously to your aunt, mother, sister, nanny... well... to anything with a dress and a wicked side !

Twilight new episode : " The River "

Don't forget the medical visit !

Reminder: If your son reachs twenty years old without sexual intercourse, it's better to take an appointment to make sure everything is normal. Otherwise anomalies that could have been revealed thanks to a partner may be kept dangerously secret. 
 A quick exam consisting in  :
1) global visual check .
2) evidence of no erectile dysfunction.
3) see if balls quickly  comeback to their round shapes after two minutes of pressure, which is sign of normal production of semen.
If the exam is not done before twenty-four years old, some minor treatments are not totally reimbursed, so better not wait too long.

Of course if the Doctor is a family's friend, it's better than months on the waiting list !